Sausage-Samurai's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Fight For Your Rights]

Yeah MTV sucks and your a nazi too

Yeah I agree mtv sucks but your demeening a tv show whcih has a decent moral purpose, its people like you who would insult a person for bring mentally handicapped and laugh at him to his face, you make me sick to be human.

[white guy meets black guy]

I actually found it somewhat cute

Its pretty cool how it promotes diversity, anti-racism and such, not that good in the graphics/effort department. And I liked how the fruits kissed the people who hate you guys. I don't exactly hate the clock crew, but you should stop trying to piss poeple off with bad movies ( which is fun but Strawberry himself admitted it got too far ). Because you could probably make something decent if you tried to.

[Metal Gear Solid 2]

BAKA!

You have completely ruined and defiled the potential greatest game of all time. For the sake of all things holy give your trial edition to someone who deserves it. For the love of god delete flash from your hard drive and save all true believers some time that could have been spent playing MGS2. while you're at it ... go fuck yourself!

[Elie Wiesel's Night]

Most portal viewers are too dumb to understand

This is brilliant, a truly horrifying yet emotional depiction of the holocaust, "Night" is a great book and I encourage everyone to read it. Most of the ignorant fools are going to give this a "0" sadly, and they will just turn their heads and imagine that the holocaust didn't happen. Don't let their bad reviews get to you because your movie has something to it which is beyond ratings, graphics, or reviews.

*Tears in my eyes as I watched this*

[bye bye kitty]

The people who gave this "0" are hypocrits

Why are all these people crying over whether hello kitty dies? You see numerous animals/people being slaughtered on newgrounds, whats the problem!? its a fucking cartoon. Have you people ever watched Looney Tunes? I mean god, I don't think abusing animals is right but its a cartoon, your all hypocrits and morons. Especially that idiot "TheUnrealFreak" who said "I hate Japanimation. IF YOUR GOING TO CALL IT JAPANIMATION FUCKING SPELL IT RIGHT, and the correct term is "anime" ( ah-nee-may ) GOD GET OUT FROM UNDER YOUR ROCKS AND FUCKING ACKNOWLEDGE THE FACT ANIMALS DIE ALL THE TIME!

[Failed MTV Shows]

MTV Sucks anyway

This movie was a really good idea, and the style was great too. Although I believe ALL shows on MTV are mindless, and brainwashing pieces of shit anyway ( with the exeption of Jackass, and Tom Green which are very creative and funny ). Most of the shit on MTV sucks nowadays and I thank you for pointing that out ... sort of