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Pink Lemonade opening vid Pink Lemonade opening vid

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I like the cut of your jib

This movie is the tops, don't get me wrong. But after I found out that everybody on the show is a muff-diver the name "Pink Lemonade" gained another meaning, pretty funny, but not as cute as before. Oh yeah, and how do they have babies?

"Girls" "Girls"

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Social Evolution is in Danger!

I agree with you fully, not that I hate women, and I understand why some people might get angered at this piece, particularly those currently dating idiots they somehow have enough brain damage to find attractive. But I'd take it to an even higher level, I don't mind it at all, on a small scale because they're only hurting themselves, but when you allow the DNA of total fuck wads to come into my species' gene pool, ruining the very foundations of Social Evolution. I mean Jesus Christ, I don't want to have to put up with your moronic ignorant disgusting offspring now or in the future. Seriously though, these people should be receiving cold metal slugs in their stomachs rather than getting bj's. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go blow my load into a tube sock just thinking about this movie.

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Till death do us part Till death do us part

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Ahhh Luis....

You know, I found it interesting that every abusive father I know of... actually does look like that! It's like you should get extra points for realism and such.

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